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Friday, June 22, 2007

12:46AM

1. YOUR ROCK STAR NAME: (first pet and current street name)
Brooklyn Raceway

2. YOUR MOVIE STAR NAME: (grandfather/grandmother on your dad's side, your favorite candy)
Louise Carmello

3. YOUR "FLY GIRL/GUY" NAME: (first initial of first name, first two or three letters of your last name
J Yo

4. YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME: (middle name, city where you were born)
Karen Burlington

5. YOUR STAR WARS NAME: (first 3 letters of your last name, last 3 letters of mother's maiden name, first 3 letters of your pet's name)
Youley Mia

6. JEDI NAME: (middle name spelled backwards, your mom's maiden name spelled backwards)
Nerak Yelop

7. PORN STAR NAME: (middle name, street you grew up on)
Karen Pearl

8. SUPERHERO NAME: ("The", your favorite color, the automobile you drive)

The Pink Bicycle

Tuesday, May 8, 2007

8:33PM

I have a paper due and a presentation tomorrow morning at 8:30
I have an exam in env. geo. tomorrow afternoon at 1:30

What am I doing right now?

About to play the Deadliest Catch drinking game.

WOO to Sophomore-itis!

Thursday, April 5, 2007

12:28PM - This is fun :)

.:VIRGO:. The Virgin

Dominant in relationships. Sexy. someone loves them right now. Freak in bed. Always wants the last word. Caring. Smart. Intellectual. Attractive. Loud. Loyal. Easy to talk to. Hard to forget Love at first sight. Everything you ever wanted. Easy to please. The one and only. Ultimate sexiness. 7 years of BAD luck if you do not repost.


.:SCORPIO:. The sex addict

Can be mean. EXTREMELY sexy. Intelligent. Energetic. Predict future. Most erotic. (Freak in bed.) (GREAT kisser.) Always get what they want. Sexy. Attractive. Easy going. Loves being in long relationships. Talkative. The sexiest ever....Romantic. Caring. 4 years of bad luck if you do not repost.


.:LIBRA:. The lame lover

Very pretty. Very romantic. Nice to everyone They meet. Their Love is one of a kind. Silly, fun and sweet. Have own unique sexiness. Most caring person you will ever meet! Amazing n Bed..!!! Did I say Amazing in Bed? not the kind of person you wanna #### with... u might end up crying... the most irresistible. 9 years of bad luck if you do not repost.


.:ARIES:. The Liar

Outgoing. Lovable. Spontanious. Not one to #### with. Erotic. Funny. Take you on trips to the moon in bed. Excellent kisser EXTREMELY sexy. Loves being in long relationships.=) Addictive. Loud. best in bed. 16 years of bad luck if you do not repost.


.:AQUARIUS:. Does it in the water

Trustworthy. Sexy. Great kisser. One of a kind. Loves being in long-term relationships. Extremely energetic. Unpredictable. Will exceed your expectations. Not a Fighter, But will Knock your lights out. Amazing in bed, THE BEST LOVERS BETTER THAN EVERYONE! 2 years of bad luck if you do not repost.


.:GEMINI:. Does Twosomes

Nice. Love is one of a kind. Great listeners Very Good in bed. Lover not a fighter, but will still knock you the #### out. Very unpredictable. Trustworthy. Always happy. Loud. Talkative. Outgoing. Silly. Easy to talk to. One of a kind love and friendship. VERY FORGIVING. Loves to make out. Has a beautiful smile. Generous. Strong. ULTRA SEXY. THE MOST IRRESISTABLE. 9 years of bad luck if you do not repost.


.:LEO:. The Lion in bed

Great talker. Sexy and passionate. Laid back. Knows how to have fun. Is really good at. Great kisser. Unpredictable. Outgoing. Down to earth. Addictive. Attractive. Loud. Loves being in long relationships. Talkative. Not one to mess with. Rare to find. Good when found. If dating one dont let them go.. 7 years of bad luck if you do not repost.


.:CANCER:. The Cutie

MOST AMAZING KISSER. Very high ### appeal. Great in bed!!! Love is one of a kind. Very romantic. Most caring person you will ever meet! Entirely creative. Extremely random and proud of it. Freak in bed. Spontaneous. Great tellin stories. Not a Fighter, But will Knock your lights out if it comes down to it. Someone you should hold on to. 12 years of bad luck if you do not repost.


.:PISCES:. The Piece of ass

Caring and kind. Smart. Center of attention. Too Sexy, DAMN IT. Very high sex appeal. Has the last word. The best to find, hardest to keep. Fun to be around. Freak in the sheets. Extremely weird but in a good way. Super good in bed. Good Sense of Humor!!! Thoughtful. A partner for life. Always gets what he or she wants. Loves to joke. Very popular. Silly, fun and sweet. 5 years of bad luck if you do not repost.


.:CAPRICORN The passionate Lover

Love to bust. Nice. Sassy. Intelligent. Sexy. Predict future. Irrestible, awesome kisser. Loves being in long relationships. Great talker. Always gets what he or she wants. BY FAR the BEST in BED. Very sexy. Coolest. Loves to own Gemini's in sports.
Extremely fun. Loves to joke. Loves to be your first. So you'll never forget. Smart. 24 years of bad luck if you do not repost.


.:TAURUS The Tramp

Aggressive. Freak in bed. Rare to find! Loves being in long relationships.=] Likes to give a good fight for what they want. Extremely outgoing. Sexy as ........ Loves to help people in times of need. Outstanding kisser. Very funny. Awesome personality. Stubborn. Sexual as ......... Most caring person you will ever meet! One of a kind. Not one to #### with. Are the most sexiest people on earth! 15 years of bad luck if you do not repost.


.:SAGITTARIUS:. The Sexy one

Spontaneous. Horny. Freak in Bed. High appeal. Rare to find. Great when found. Loves being in long relationships. The one. So much love to give. Not one to mess with. Very pretty. Very romantic. Nice to everyone They meet. Their Love is one of a kind. Silly, fun and sweet. Have own unique sexiness. Most caring person you will ever meet! Amazing in Bed..!!! Did I say Amazing in Bed? Not the kind of person you wanna mess with you might end up crying. 4 years of bad luck if you do not repost.

Wednesday, March 7, 2007

5:46PM

July 22, 2007.

I will be in. AUSTRALIA.

AUSTRALIAAAAAAAA

I AM GOING TO STUDY AT JAMES COOK UNIVERSITY IN TOWNSVILLE, AUSTRALIA. 8 miles from the beach, which is right off the Great Barrier Reef.

I will be in Australia from July to November. There is a pool and a dance club on campus. And wallabies roam around. badass.

Thursday, March 1, 2007

Monday, January 15, 2007

11:13AM

Simon is coming today!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Hopefully the roads aren't too shitty.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA I AM SO EXCITED! EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

edit:

So not today because the roads were so bad, but tomorrow should prove to be much better! :) I reeeeally hope the weather holds out for Simon :)

Current mood: restless
Current music: Overkill-Colin Hay

Saturday, January 13, 2007

2:16PM

Is it bad if the married man I've been in love with for a year invited me over to watch bad movies tonight?

I WANT TO SAY YES BUT IS THAT SKETCHY?!?

Current mood: hyper
Current music: Overkill-Colin Hay

Tuesday, January 2, 2007

8:23PM - Happy New Year! :)

So, it has been quite eventful!! Let's see...

Year In Review

1. What did you do in 2006 that you'd never done before?
Went over an ocean, hiked 3 peaks in 11 hours, took a train, went snorkeling, parasailing, and saw DMB at SPAC with Katie!

2. Did you keep your new years' resolutions, and will you make more for next year?
If I made a resolution last year, I don't remember. Actually, I think it was to stop sleeping with Tyler...yeah, I didn't keep that one.
My new resolution is to always be truthful to myself and how I feel.

3. Did anyone close to you give birth in 2006?
My friend Megan got pregnant and is having her baby in August!

4. Did anyone close to you die?
No, luckily. But as others have said, I have been affected by the death of others.

5. What countries did you visit?
Canada, Germany, Czech Republic, Poland

6. What would you like to have in 2007 that you lacked in 2006?
A real relationship would be nice.

7. What date from 2006 will remain etched upon your memory, and why?
June 15th, going to see DMB at SPAC with Katie! :)

8. What was your biggest achievement of the year?
hmm. Hiking 17.5 miles (3 peaks) in 11 hours was pretty bitchin. :)

9. What was your biggest failure?
I failed to be true to myself a lot this year. I got better at the end of it though, so I plan on keeping it up. :)

10. Did you suffer illness or injury?
Does heartbreak count? No, and it sounds wayyy too emo. I did come down with the flu a couple of days before Christmas.

11. What was the best thing you bought?
The DMB ticket for me and Katie. Oh man, that was an awesome concert.

12. Whose behavior merited celebration?
My parent's. They've been much happier. And Charlie's. haha

13. Whose behavior made you appalled and depressed?
Oh Andrew's. But we all know that.

14. Where did most of your money go?
My mom for college bills and text messages. Damn. And booze.

15. What did you get really, really, really excited about?
Going to Europe. Going on the hike. Going to Philly. Coming home on any break, and then going back to SLU when I was sick of home. Seeing Guster in concert. Seeing Dave in concert. Go parasailing! Snorkeling in Islamorada!!

16. What song will always remind you of 2006?
Crash~DMB, it reminds me of soooo many moments.

17. Compared to this time last year, are you:
i. happier or sadder? hmm. Wiser. Can I say wiser?
ii. thinner or fatter? A little thinner. But not by much. :)
iii. richer or poorer? I can't tell. All of my money goes to SLU anyway.

18. What do you wish you'd done more of?
I wish I'd listened to my heart more. And played more guitar

19. What do you wish you'd done less of?
Playing softball for SLU haha

20. How will you be spending Christmas?
Next year? Apparently in Florida.

21. Who did you spend the most time on the phone with?
My mom actually :)

22. Did you fall in love in 2006?
Yeah. damnit.

23. How many one-night stands?
well, there were a lot of one night sexes with Tyler. okay, other that that...4.

24. What was your favorite TV program?
Friends, Sex and the City, Family Guy, Scrubs, SVU, Mythbusters, Dirty Jobs

25. Do you hate anyone now that you didn't hate this time last year?
Can I really really really dislike Taylor Fargo and Andrew? Except the sad thing is I don't hate Andrew at all, and I want to get slight revenge involving getting him to fall in love with me and then messing with his head and then dump him to date someone he played a sport with. Asshole.

26. What was the best book you read?
Tuesdays with Morrie. Will always be the best book I have ever read. Oh! That at the Ninja book katie let me borrow. Because that rocked, hardcore.

27. What was your greatest musical discovery?
I don't know if I made any musical discoveries...people enlightened me though!!

28. What did you want and get?
Great friends, great times.


29. What did you want and not get?
A penguin shirt from J.Crew :( BUT I just looked! And they're onsale! Guess who's going downtown tomorrow!!!

30. What was your favorite film of this year?
Crash. And The Holiday.

31. What did you do on your birthday, and how old were you?
I played indoor softball, my family came up to SLU, went out to dinner. Went out and had a great time. I turned 19

32. What one thing would have made your year immeasurably more satisfying?
Not so much Drama in every aspect of friends and family and relationships

33. How would you describe your personal fashion concept in 2006?
Look sexy, and be comfy.

34. What kept you sane?
My friends. And when it wasn't my mom driving me insane, my mom.

35. Which celebrity/public figure did you fancy the most?
Drake Bell. Still do. I don't know why haha.

36. What political issue stirred you the most?
Bush wanting to change the constitution making gay marriage illegal.

37. Who did you miss?
Megan, she moved to Costa Rica to be with her husband and have her baby.

38. Who was the best new person you met?
hmmm. Simon, Siobhan, Ben, Rob.

39. Tell us a valuable life lesson you learned in 2006:
Be true to yourself. Always.

40. Quote a song lyric that sums up your year:
"Celebrate we will/Because life is short but sweet for certain" ~ DMB

Thursday, December 21, 2006

11:56PM

Stomach flu.

Monday, December 18, 2006

6:37PM - Stuck in Canton...

Until Friday. Awesome. So I will get home two days before Christmas. :(

Wednesday, December 6, 2006

2:08PM - This was awesome.

Hee hee, I love doing these things! I took it from

IF YOUR LIFE WAS A MOVIE, WHAT WOULD THE SOUNDTRACK BE?
So, here's how it works:
1. Open your library (iTunes, Winamp, Media Player, iPod, etc)
2. Put it on shuffle
3. Press play
4. For every question, type the song that's playing
5. When you go to a new question, press the next button
NO CHEATING

AND ACTION!!

Opening Credits: Original of the Species ~ U2

Waking Up: Funkytown ~ Lipps Incorporated

First Day At School: Sold me ~ Seether

Falling In Love: Dirty ~ Body Rockers ( HAHAHAHA "There's a reason that you're in my head, there's a very good reason you're in my bed" Good lord.)

Fight Song: Street Fighting Man ~ The Rolling Stones *YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS*

Breaking Up: You had me ~ Joss Stone ... HOLY CRAP. This is amazing

Prom: Sugar We're going Down ~ Fall Out Boy

Life's OK: Everytime I look for you ~ Blink 182

Mental Breakdown: Make you Feel Better ~ RHCP

Driving: Wouldn't it be nice ~ The Beach Boys ....hahahaaaaaa

Flashback: Monkey Bars ~ J5

Getting Back Together: I Spy ~ Guster

Wedding: Hells Bells ~ AC/DC ...Oh man. That's awesome.

Amazing Hot Sex Porno Scene: Your body is a wonderland ~ John Mayer ... Teehee...now I'm giddy

Birth of Child: Are we the Waiting ~ Green Day

Final Battle: Let Go ~ Frou Frou... I don't think I would mide fighting a battle to this song. It seems strangely right.

Death Scene: Love song ~ 311 ..."However far away, I will always love you". :)

Funeral Song: Like a Prayer ~ Madonna. HOLY MOTHER! Can this PLEEEASE be played at my funeral?

End Credits: Children of the Revolution ~ Bono et. all from Moulin Rouge Soundtrack.


This was pretty awesome, not gonna lie to ya.

Friday, December 1, 2006

10:16AM

Today is Friday!! I am so excited! Everyone have a fun filled (and safe!) weekend!

Wednesday, November 29, 2006

1:00AM

I have officially lost all faith in mankind. Mostly I am mad because Andrew has psyched me out into thinking that guys are afraid to ADMIT that they are with me. Is it true? I have no idea because I wasted 8 months of my life feeling not good enough for someone. And now that it has been 2 months since Andrew ... I have no idea how to gauge how Simon feels about me. Maybe I should become a nun.

Monday, November 27, 2006

10:12AM

I just ate cereal with water because I can't afford milk at this particular moment. HAHAH. Man, and the killer is...it's not bad!

Eating lunch with mono today, pretty excited to see him.

Current music: Stick wit U--Pussycat dolls

Saturday, November 25, 2006

5:16PM - Stole this from Mariah :)

Australian

[x] You wear flip flops all year.
[ ] You call thongs, thongs not flip flops.
[x] You love a backyard barbie.
[x] You know a barbie is not a doll.
[x] You love the beach.
[x] Sometimes you swear without realising.
[x] You're a sports fanatic!
[ ] You are stacks tanned.
[ ] You're a bit of a bogan.
[ ] You have an australian something (shoes, shirt, phone sock, etc.).
Total: 6

Italian

[x] The Godfather is a great movie.
[x] Your grandmother made her own sauce.
[ ] Your last name ends in a vowel.
[x] You know how a real meatball tastes.
[x] You know a lot of Italian songs.
[x] You have dark hair and dark eye color
[x] You speak some Italian.
[x] You are under 5'10''.
[x] Pasta is the best food in the world.
[x] You talk with your hands.
Total: 8

Hispanic

[ ] You say member instead of REmember
[x] You speak spanish
[x] You love rice and Beans.
[ ] YoU TyPe lIkE ThIs On Da CoMpUtEr.
[ ] You are dark skinned
[x] You know what a Bodega is.
[x] You talk fast.
[ ] If you are a guy you get a shape up, If you are a girl you have had highlights or dyed your hair.
Total: 4

Russian

[ ] You say villian as: Vee-lon.
[ ] You get short tempered.
[x] You know of somebody named boris/natasha.
[ ] White white skinned.
[ ] You don't get cold easily.
[x] You are athletic.
[x] snow is fun for you.
[ ] You get into contests often.
[ ] You can easily make do with the cold weather.
Total: 3

Irish

[x] You think beer is the best.
[ ] You have a bad temper.
[ ] Your last name starts with a Mc, Murph, O' or Fitz or ends with a ly, on, un, an, or ry.
[ ] You have blue or green eyes.
[x] You like the color green.
[ ] You have been to a St. Pattys day party.
[ ] You have family from Ireland.
Total: 2

Black

[ ] You say nigga/nukka casually.
[ ] You have nappy hair.
[x] You LIKE rap.
[ ] You talk with slang.
[ ] You know how to shoot a gun.
[ ] You think President George Walker Bush is racist.
[x] You like chicken.
[x] You like watermelon.
[ ] Your parents said they found you in the jungle in Africa.
Total: 3

Asian

[ ] You have slanty eyes.
[ ] You LOVE rice.
[x] You are smart.
[ ] You have played the piano.
[ ] You have family from Asia.
[ ] You have teeny feet.
[ ] You laugh sometimes covering your mouth.
[ ] Most people think you're chinese.
[ ] You call hurricanes typhoons.
[ ] You go to Baulko.
Total: 1

German

[x] You like bread.
[ ] You think American chocolate would be better with less sugar.
[x] You drink your soda without ice.
[ ] You speak German.
[x] You know what Schnitzel is and you love it.
[ ] You are Catholic or Lutheran.
[ ] You hate it when stupid people call you a Nazi.
[x] You went to kindergarten/pre-school.
[ ] you're over 5' 10".
Total: 4

Canadian

[ ] You play/played hockey.
[x] You love beer.
[ ] You say eh.
[x] You don't believe war is the answer.
[x] You know what poutine is.
[ ] You speak some French.
[ ] You love Tim Horton's.
[x] At one point you lived in a cabin.
[ ] You have been high.
Total: 4

Australian Italian?!

Fuggeddaboudit...mate!

Wednesday, November 22, 2006

9:45AM

I never knew Sam Cohn, and I'm not going to pretend that I knew Max all that well, either. But I just want to give my sincere condolences to the Cohn family and say that I am truly sorry for your loss.

RIP Sam, May Angels lead you in.

Current music: I want to hold your hand--The Beatles

Friday, November 3, 2006

1:26AM

I'm sorry but I am drunk. And I love music. AND I am also excited for the weeked. And I have a test in less than 10 hours. SO I am going to bed. Love you all!

~~Jess

Current music: America-Josh Groban

Wednesday, October 4, 2006

Tuesday, September 19, 2006

10:00AM

Calvin in my dorm hung himself yesterday afternoon.

Rest in Peace Calvin. You will be missed

Wednesday, August 30, 2006

1:28PM - this was more difficult than i had expected haha

DMV Employees, Militant Vegans, General asshats
Circle I Limbo

People who chew with their mouths open
Circle II Whirling in a Dark & Stormy Wind

Parents who bring squalling brats to R-rated movies
Circle III Mud, Rain, Cold, Hail & Snow

Creationists
Circle IV Rolling Weights

Rednecks
Circle V Stuck in Mud, Mangled

River Styx

The New York Yankees
Circle VI Buried for Eternity

River Phlegyas

Scientologists
Circle VII Burning Sands

Saddam Hussein
Circle IIX Immersed in Excrement

Osama bin Laden
Circle IX Frozen in Ice

Design your own hell

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